Penis Pocket Pants Are Fashion’s Latest Absurd Trend
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Every once in a while, an item of clothing comes along that simultaneously shocks, amazes, and appalls the general public. First, it was the romphim. Later, Balenciaga’s absurd “t-shirt shirt.” The latest fashion head-scratcher comes courtesy of a Japanese brand called GU, which is a subset of the popular international retailer Uniqlo.
Just in case you’ve ever needed a little extra protective padding around your family jewels, the company crafted a pair of penis pocket pants, which it refers to as “slim tapered pants (color block).”
Feast your eyes. Ok, ew. Just take a look.
The good thing here is that it eliminates any and all “is that a [blank] in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?” joke opportunities and/or questions of “how’s it hangin’?”
It’s a pretty bold fashion choice, to say the least.
